#tw 




dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"



guy:

nononono don’t do that you’re turning me on



Anonymous:
You're becoming my favourite blog of all! Love you. Can't wait for our wedding. <3

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Anonymous:
You are adorable!! You are worthy of running a Laura Marano blog. I bow to thee and kiss thy feet.

YOU CAN’T CALL ME ADORABLE LOOK AT U WOW

April 18  ♥  2 notes


Anonymous:
Vegas, here we come!

zoooom



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looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 



Anonymous:
DEAL!!! Let's run away together!

Yes now right now elope with me



Anonymous:
Who WOULDN'T think you're cute?

MARRY ME RIGHT NOW



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inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit